Lack Of Sleep
Tiptoe quietly into my bedroom at 4 am after night out with the lads, making absolute sure that I don’t wake my wife and baby up.
Remembering not to fling my clothes about and avoiding creaks along the floorboards As I just about to put my foot into bed my wife sat up like Dracula sprung out of a coffin.
Seeing her arms flapping about I manage to lip-read her face from the moonlight shining through a crack in the curtains onto her face.
What I lip-read as she was pointing to her ears “ turn your fucking hearing aids off its whistling”
Oooops , somehow my hearing aids managed to switch back on after I took them out and put them on a dresser !

Point wifey to Deaf-Wannabe and that hearing aid whistling problem is no more!
hahahahahaha yup yup gotta love that!!! :p
thanks for the tip there fintan!!!!