Lack Of Sleep

Happy Couple

Tiptoe quietly into my bedroom at 4 am after night out with the lads, making absolute sure that I don’t wake my wife and baby up.
Remembering not to fling my clothes about and avoiding creaks along the floorboards As I just about to put my foot into bed my wife sat up like Dracula sprung out of a coffin.
Seeing her arms flapping about I manage to lip-read her face from the moonlight shining through a crack in the curtains onto her face.

What I lip-read as she was pointing to her ears “ turn your fucking hearing aids off its whistling

Oooops , somehow my hearing aids managed to switch back on after I took them out and put them on a dresser !

3 Comments so far

  1. JGJones on January 19th, 2008

    Point wifey to Deaf-Wannabe and that hearing aid whistling problem is no more! ;-)

  2. lette on January 20th, 2008

    hahahahahaha yup yup gotta love that!!! :p

  3. fol on January 26th, 2008

    thanks for the tip there fintan!!!!

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