Fintan Ramblings

Looking at blogs of people who had bad jobs reminded me the time I used to be a postman few years back.
Although it’s not a bad job story.. maybe for the manager I am about to tell.

I worked with Ian who is deaf like me and speaks well ..
Working indoors sorting out mail in the evening on our 6pm to 2:18 am shift at Royal Mail where Ian proceeded to tell me that he is off to the toilet.

As he did this fire alarm went off and at the time we had no pagers to warn us the danger so I told the manager that Ian was in toilet.

The manager ran into toilet to find that Ian was in cubicle so he climbed over only to be met with his angry face shouting “get out you fucking pervert!”

As Ian and the manager joined us out side waiting for the fire brigade, which turned out to be false alarm, we all burst out laughing when they told us.
The manager said, “I don’t know which was worst seeing Ian’s bottom half in the flesh or the smell of what he done”