Milo

Went to get a curry from our local curry house,my wife always phone the orders and the dog comes with me and sits patently out side shop like he always do.
The staff was a bit busy and it was taking longer than usual so I was watching tv that they have behind the counter.
Next thing I saw the their look in horror when I turned round and saw a man enter shop cuddling my dog.
“This dog was out side “
Me “yeah and?”
Him “oh is it your dog “
Me “Yeah “
At this point the staff gave me the food and said, “no no I don’t want any dogs in here”
The guy walked out still holding my dog and was about to hand him over to me
I said why don’t you put him down?
Him “He can walk?”
Me “Yeah it’s a dog he has four legs”

He obviously wasn’t a cat lover then!
Heh…that reminded me of a feeble joke of a no-legged dog called Cigarette. You can always take him out for a drag….
LOL @ Tony B
some people eh?
Why cant people leave my dog alone they cant resist either picking him up or patting him on his head.