Lack of Sleep 3
Comments(3) My son Euan is a bit of a joker..
He used to have this Dalek Easter egg and when you press the button of the box it says exterminate exterminate
of course the egg was eaten and he threw away the box but kept the plastic device.
so one night I was going to bed making sure I don’t make any noise so I don’t wake the wife or the baby up.
Soon as my head hit the pillow I was suddenly made to sit up right,with wife lifting my head up and her hand flinging about find her way round the pillow.
Thought she was off her head so I switched the light on.
“Are you off your head or what?”
Daleks Daleks came her reply
What Daleks?
The bloody thing that keeps on saying exterminate exterminate.
I put my hand in found the object that my son jokingly put in my pillow and turned it off.
So funny. Any more practical jokes since?
oh yes,when he was about 2 years old I was asleep and felt something brushing my hair.
I opened my eyes and found that we wanted to “brush daddys hair” with a toilet brush.
I leaped out and washed and washed and washed in the shower to wash out bits of poo out of my hair.
Eurrgh. I think I’d be washing my hair lots of times too. lol. What a shock you had that morning.